Pieces, Random


I’ve just had an epiphany; I cannot marry him.

I cannot marry him because he says ‘nimble’. ‘Nimble’ as opposed to ‘nibble’ (e.g “Would you like proper dinner, or just something you can nimble on?”)

I’m afraid that if I go on ahead and marry him, a few years down the line when he’s stopped looking so hot, he might one day ask to nimble on my nipples and I will throw a skillet at his head.

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