I’ve just had an epiphany; I cannot marry him.
I cannot marry him because he says ‘nimble’. ‘Nimble’ as opposed to ‘nibble’ (e.g “Would you like proper dinner, or just something you can nimble on?”)
I’m afraid that if I go on ahead and marry him, a few years down the line when he’s stopped looking so hot, he might one day ask to nimble on my nipples and I will throw a skillet at his head.
D A N I A 
Dan dan!!!! Ya a mess. A hot mess
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Yassss! I love this. :)
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Btw, I’m spreading the gospel of Lorrie Moore- Find her, read her and love her.
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Omg! I LOVE THIS!!! This is precisely the kinda stuff that flits through my head.
Hahahahahaha.
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LMFAOOO
I can imagine
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LMAOOO
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Women..
So finicky.
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LMAO!!! Yes!!! I totally feel you on this!!!
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Lmao. I like this. Sounds like the sort of thing I’d say. May God forgive us for mocking people with ‘factors’.
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This reminds me of when I started to get irritated by guys that chew loudly. Loooool
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Lmaooo (۳º̩̩́_º̩̩̀)۳
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